Voting Season Rolls Around Again

A vote for the DA is a vote for the Devil, and when you vote for them, the ancestors will be angry. And then the shock of your non-ANC-vote will kill Mandela, which in turn will make the ancestors more angry. The anger of the ancestors will then cause the Devil to be made manifest on earth, and then he’ll join the DA and try to con you out of your vote by using good service delivery. Vote ANC.


“When you vote for the ANC, you are also choosing to go to heaven. When you don’t vote for the ANC you should know that you are choosing that man who carries a fork,” Zuma said. “When you are carrying an ANC membership card, you are blessed. When you get up there, there are different cards used but when you have an ANC card, you will be let through to go to heaven.”

“When you put a cross, there are two things you must see. The first line of the cross you must say ‘happy birthday’ Walter Sisulu; the second cross you must say ‘get well Madiba’, because you are doing it for the ANC,” Malema said in Port Elizabeth on Wednesday. “President Mandela is sick and you don’t want to contribute to a worsening condition of Mandela by not voting ANC. President Mandela will never endure if the ANC is out of power,” the youth leader said, according to a quote published in The Star.

“The ancestors will be upset if Nelson Mandela Bay is lost because this is the home of the ANC,” Zuma told a crowd of about 25 000 at Dan Qeqe Stadium.